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We are bold and innovative.

Our def mega_chain function works really well:

def mega_chain(): return

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  • Glacially slow

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  1. Start an LLC

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  4. Continue

Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

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Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

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Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

  • Careful, Python is awesome

  • Using it will thus make you awesome

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Schlockchain is written in Python for some data science or something reasons.

  • Careful, Python is awesome

  • Using it will thus make you awesome

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def hello(name):
   return f'Hello {name}'
1 function hello(msg) {
2   return `Hello ${msg}`
3 }
class MyDemo:
    """ A *great* demo """

    def __init__(self, name):
        self.name = name

    def hello(self, greeting: str) -> str:
        """ The canonical hello world example.

        A *longer* description with some **RST**.

        Args:
            name: The person to say hello to.
        Returns:
            str: The greeting
         """
        return f"{greeting} {self.name}"

About MyDemo

Let’s take a look at this Python class.

class my_demo.MyDemo(name)

A great demo

hello(greeting)

The canonical hello world example.

A longer description with some RST.

Parameters

name – The person to say hello to.

Returns

The greeting

Return type

str

As we can see in HW, Python is fun!

Let’s talk about the power of Cross-referencing arbitrary locations.